...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail - Hardcover

...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail - Hardcover

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...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail - Hardcover
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...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail - Hardcover

...and Then You Die of Dysentery: Lessons in Adulting from the Oregon Trail - Hardcover

$14.99
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by Lauren Reeves (Author), Jude Buffum (Illustrator)

A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life lessons from the trail.

Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt's General Store with a sack of cash--it's time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style! ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game. Featuring a four-color design in the game's iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky lessons gleaned from the game's most iconic moments, including gems such as:
--Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing. (It's not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.)
--If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce. (The first signs of gentrification!)
--Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. Step 1: Loosen up Orion's belt...)

With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... all the way to the Willamette Valley.
Number of Pages: 112
Dimensions: 0.5 x 8.1 x 5.1 IN
Illustrated: Yes
Publication Date: October 16, 2018

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