Splits and Giggles: 37 Years of Owning a Bowling Alley - Paperback

by Joseph E. Schwarzel (Author)

Unravel the Whimsical World of a Bowling Alley: From a Dilapidated Purchase to a 20 Lane House. Enjoy Anecdotes of Unusual Incidents, Pranks, World Records, and a Life-Sized Dummy, Harry.

Dive into the peculiar yet enchanting universe of Splits and Giggles, a memoir that chronicles the transformation of an eight-lane bowling alley in disrepair into a lively 20-lane hotspot. This book takes you on a wild ride, navigating the quirky, often unbelievable day-to-day episodes of this unique establishment's existence.

The author, with an endearing tendency to slightly embellish, introduces us to a range of humorous and bizarre occurrences that will keep you intrigued from start to finish. Imagine a roof suddenly caving in, or unexpectedly playing a key role in the capture of an escaped fugitive. From the downright bizarre, like a streaker disrupting a quiet evening or a man shamelessly bathing in the restroom, to the heartwarming scene of a woman nursing her newborn, every story is uniquely captivating.

The narrative also includes a brush with fame as it proudly hosted the setting of world records in bowling. You'll also find yourself chuckling at the relentless prank phone calls and even the occasional bowling ball mishap. The author's wife's impressive bowling career is another fascinating thread that runs throughout this narrative, adding a personal touch to the larger-than-life tales.

And then, there's Harry. A life-sized dummy who became an iconic figure of this bowling alley, Harry is at the center of countless anecdotes and shenanigans. His presence, as unusual as it may seem, adds a layer of charm and wit to the narrative, making Harry an unforgettable character in this remarkable saga.

Splits and Giggles is a tribute to the unexpected joys and chaos of bowling alley life. It's an invitation to enter a world where the ordinary and extraordinary coexist, where every day is a new adventure. So, whether you're a seasoned bowler or a casual enthusiast, this book promises to deliver a hearty dose of laughter, surprises, and a newfound appreciation for the vibrant world of bowling alleys.