United States vs. Santa Claus: How the U.S. Government Destroyed Christmas - Paperback
by Brian Sack (Author)
The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV's hit show The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government's never-ending war on Christmas.
'Twas right before Christmas And in the White House A dread plan was hatched To make Santa a louse Joe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg too And before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through. The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV's hit show, The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you their hilarious vision of Christmas Future--or possibly sooner. What happens when the Scrooge-iest Washington politicians take on the jolliest soul of all time? Can a scandal-plagued administration distract the American public by bringing Santa to his knees? Can a bumbling bureaucracy destroy the reputation of the most popular man in the Northern Hemisphere? Spoiler alert: YES! And faster than you can say ho-ho-ho! This is the sad story of the real war on Christmas--and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they've got: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts...unionized elves...suspicious audits...character assassination...and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government. Yes Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story.Brian Sack is the host of The B.S. of A with Brian Sack on TheBlaze TV network. He is the author of In The Event of My Untimely Demise, a collection of sage advice for his children, and The B.S. of A.: A Primer in Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted, a collection of sage advice for his countrymen. He lives in New York City with the best of intentions. Visit him on the web at BrianSack.com.
Jack Helmuth is a television writer and producer and is currently the executive producer of The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack, the number one Brian Sack-themed television show on TheBlaze television network. Jack has previously written jokes for the Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live, and was a writer on a wide array of shows, such as Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, the MTV Video Music Awards, and McEnroe, the ill-fated John McEnroe talk show that his manager angrily reminds him is a "non-credit" every time he brings it up in situations like this. He also co-wrote, produced, and appears in the film May The Best Man Win, which is currently available on iTunes. Jack lives in Brooklyn with his wife and two kids. Follow him on Twitter @JackHelmuth.At the heart of every product lies a unique story, driven by our passion for quality and innovation. Each item enhances your everyday life and sparks joy.